#156094 - I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and I got a boner while looking at kim's big ass, I was really horny so I jerked it and that made me even more tired and I didn't clean myself. After the 3 weeks of fun with her my sister came to pick her up and I never saw her again. The second time was with a female deer a Doe, I don't hunt so that's not how I got the doe, How I got it was I was coming back from a movie and I live in a small town and I went to a bigger city that everyone goes to, to go watch a movie it was around 10:30 at night and my friend was with me next thing I knew a deer comes out of no were and I barley hit it but it knocked it out, My first thought was to take it to the police see what they could do but when I dropped my friend at his house I got a better idea.